Declaration of a War on Funtism

What could be more important than the War on Drugs and more winnable than the War on Terrorism? It's the war against shoes being "fun", against Juno being all the rage, and against Zach Braff using indie pop to tell a story. It's a war against a certain pestilence which is rotting out our culture to its core. This is the War On Funtism. Bring 'em on!